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A list of Programming Rules  

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5. if you don't talk to your customers to see what will make them happy, then sooner or later someone else will...

6. Sales guys can be powerful allies for interoffice BS, but if you make yourself too available they will never leave you alone...

7. Management has no idea what the customer wants...

8. Engineering has even less idea what the customer wants...

17. Engineers thinking something is "cool" is not a business case...

18. Engineerings job is to say yes, no matter how stupid management's requests are...good engineers find ways to say yes that spotlight their intelligence and managements stupidity...(e.g. if they ask you to turn lead into gold, tell them you will if they allocate a few trillian dollars and a fusion reactor)...

44. don't trust any RFC with updates on April 1st (e.g. IPSEC...jerks)...

45. IEEE specs are worse than RFCs...

46. ITU specs are worse than IEEE specs...

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